Chicxulub Chips

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Chicxulub Chips (social media post screenshot).

Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.

Product placement

Chicxulub Chips feature prominently in several episodes of fantasy geology television series My Mother the Core Sample.

Consumers

The Uncials are known to eat Chicxulub Chips is medically inadvisable quantities.

In the News

  • My Mother the Core Sample is a fantasy geology television series that aired for a single season on the [REDACTED] network.

    My Mother the Core Sample is a fantasy geology television series that aired for a single season on the [REDACTED] network.

  • A fifty-kilo sack of Chicxulub Chips accidentally spills on set during the filming of the 1967 Swedish erotic geography film I Am Curious (Texas), causing the entire "Foreplay in Oil Country" sequence to climax prematurely.

    A fifty-kilo sack of Chicxulub Chips accidentally spills on set during the filming of the 1967 Swedish erotic geography film I Am Curious (Texas), causing the entire "Foreplay in Oil Country" sequence to climax prematurely.

  • The Uncials (or simply Uncials) is an unlicensed transdimensional street gang. Shown here: a scene from "Exosemantic Gang Signs During Donnybrook" in which The Uncials beat the glyphs out of a suspected Chicxulub Chips hoarder.

    The Uncials (or simply Uncials) is an unlicensed transdimensional street gang. Shown here: a scene from "Exosemantic Gang Signs During Donnybrook" in which The Uncials beat the glyphs out of a suspected Chicxulub Chips hoarder.

  • Flimber Jurbles is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.

    Flimber Jurbles is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.

  • Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film, written and directed by [REDACTED], starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; and that the film tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

    Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film, written and directed by [REDACTED], starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; and that the film tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

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