Malk of Amnesia

Malk of Amnesia (social medial screenshot).

Malk of Amnesia is a transdimensional drug which filters incoming words.

It is derived from quantum neurotransmitters extracted from the brain of John Malkovich.

Extract of Radium correlation

According to an APTO Chemical Crimes Unit report, Malk of Amnesia is "almost always" deliberately contaminated with Extract of Radium.

Actor, cryptographer, and alleged time-traveller Niles Cartouchian (1600s) alleges that the sinister House of Malvecchio uses Malk of Amnesia to seduce and corrupt organic golem configuration files, a felony violation of the APTO Accords.

Being Val Kilmervich is a 1999 American autobiography film by Val Kilmer about his attempts to film his autobiography despite stalking and harassment by John Malkovich.
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