Bourne Kong

Earliest known poster for Bourne Kong.

Bourne Kong is a 2021 action-zoology film starring Matt Damon.

Commentary

All things evolve

Think "Planet of the Apes" meets the Bourne Franchise

I see him now, mighty Kong—

His tree-sized finger jabbing furiously at his Kong-sized iPhone in a desperate attempt to decrypt the nuclear codes before Gamera releases the "Turtles all the way down" virus

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Fiction cross-reference

• 2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Turtles all the way down (nonfiction)