I'm Only Reuben

"I'm Only Reuben" (social media screenshot).

"I'm Only Reuben" is a song by the rock band and catering firm [REDACTED].

Lyrics

When I wake up early in the luncheon
Lift my head, I'm still munchin'
When I'm in the middle of a meal
Kraut and corned beef makes it real (makes it real)
Please don't wake me, no don't shake me
Leave me eat in peace, I'm only Reuben

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