Static Mat

Earliest known image of "Static Mat".

"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.

Transcript

I'll be the static mat
The spark will make you wish you sat
I rub you the wrong way
Call it morning working at bench and
In and out the hardware

Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang (LCCBB) is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of non-Euclidean cologne.
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