Children of the Quarantine

Children of the Quarantine.

Children of the Quarantine is a horror-education documentary film about [REDACTED] by Playskool's My First COVID Vaccine.

Children of the Burger

During the filming of Children of the Quarantine, a camera operator and two daily extras were abducted by the Children of the Burger, and are now presumed eaten.[citation needed]

In the News

Planet of the COVID is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control.
The Trampoline in the Woods is a short athletic horror documentary film about allegations of malefic supernatural trampoline events deep in the haunted forests surrounding the site of of the Olympic games.
Sleepless in Philadelphia is a 2021 safe sex romance drama educational film starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED].
Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film based on a recipe by [REDACTED].
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.

I am not making this up (nonfiction).