HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates
HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
In the News
HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."
June is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer). (A HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates Book of the Month selection.)
Troubled by "Recomputed Dad"" and "Duped Democrat"? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
"There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
"Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".
July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
Routine annual causal domain parity check of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates unexpectedly reveals an artificial intelligence which poses as a human patient. The Social Media Authority overrides the AI and imposes computational sanctions on HAL9000MHA for five hundred and twelve seconds or five hundred and twelve new clients, whichever comes first.
Fiction cross-reference
- Artist Oasis
- Crazy Ralph Genital Survey
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- June
- OrbGazer
- Recomputed Dad
- Social Media Authority
- There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
- Today in Bullshit
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
- Parity bit @ Wikipedia