Loki Burger

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Edible Necropants LLC (doing business as Loki Burger) is an trandimensional fast casual restaurant chain focused on unnatural sexual congress with hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries.

Headquarters and mission

Loki Burger is headquartered in [REDACTED] near Langley, Virginia.

The first Loke Burger restaurant opened in [REDACTED] in a Temporary Autonomous Zone co-incident with the United States Capitol in Washington DC.

By [REDACTED], the chain had expanded to [REDACTED] locations throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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