HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates
HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
In the News
Swipe Syndrome.
Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."
Sampling bias got you down?
"Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".
HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
"There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
"Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".
July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
Open the social media bay doors, HAL.
HAL 9000 Jukebox.
Fiction cross-reference
- Artist Oasis
- Crazy Ralph Genital Survey
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Recomputed Dad
- There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
- Today in Bullshit
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."