Hancock Therapy

Earliest known poster for Hancock Therapy.

Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

Mission statement

Hancock Therapy gonna knock those blue right outta your skull.

In the News

• 

  "Open the social media bay doors, HAL." —Is this you? Is your brain made of proteins? Are you delusional? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

• 

  Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

• 

  Shakes the Cannibal is a 1991 American horror film directed and written by Dingo Silverbug, who performs the title role. It also features a cameo by Florence Henderson as Robin Williams (using the pseudonym "Mrs. Brady").

• 

  Primitive Bodily Functions is an unlicensed transdimensional bodily functions service which offers [REDACTED] to the applied physiology industry.

Fiction cross-reference

• Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates
• Primitive Bodily Functions
• Shakes the Cannibal
• Transdimensional corporation

External links

• Post @ Twitter (31 July 2021)