Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini

"I find your lack of Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchinis disturbing." —Darth Vader, from Cooking With Darth.

The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of transdimensional corporation, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.

In the News

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  "Alderaan Croutons are not for Seasoning, they are for Sending a Message," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

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  Edible Necropants LLC (doing business as Loki Burger) is a trandimensional fast casual restaurant chain focused on unnatural sexual congress with hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries.

Fiction cross-reference

• Fugu squash
• Gnomon algorithm lair
• Gnomon Chronicles
• High-energy literature
• Loki Burger
• Transdimensional corporation

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