My Wife Left Me For My Dog

"My Wife Left Me For My Dog (While I Was Busking in the Street)" by [REDACTED].

"My Wife Left Me For My Dog (While I Was Busking in the Street)" is a song by [REDACTED].

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"My Wife Left Me For My Dog"
Yeah, they don't write 'em like that any more.
But if they did, they would be Roger Miller on acid.

Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.
"Nightgowns in White Satin" is a song by the Doubly Some, written and composed by Nudity Wash Jar.
"I've seen people you things wouldn't believe." —Roy Batty