Portable Envy
Portable Envy is a provisionally licensed trandimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes envy (nonfiction) offloading and restoration devices.
History
Early versions of portable envy exploited vulnerable components on substandard circuit board components, for example by exploiting components designed from faulty industrial espionage (see Capacitor plague (nonfiction)).
Subsequently, pirate manufacturers have released knock-off circuit boards with built-in portable envy features.
Portable envy devices are popular black-market items in many prisons, despite efforts by get-tough wardens (and, in some prisons, self-regulating prisoners) to forbid ownership or use of portable envy.
In the News
Capacitor plague affects several brands of portable envy devices.
Saccharomyces Cerevisiae Prison, converted from yeast cells to a high-security prison for supervillains. Note the fluorescent green security doors, where prisoners are inspected for portable envy devices.
Theologians announce that Envy drove Cain to slay Abel.
