Batman: the Premature Years

Pitch card for Batman: the Premature Years.

Batman: the Premature Years is a supernatural nature television program hosted by Batman, King of the Bats.

Introductory sequence

Intro—
After his mother is murdered, eight-months-gestated Bruce Wayne is rescued by kindly bats and raised as one of their own.

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