Bezos Money
Bezos Money (BM) is a transdimensional currency which parasitizes government-based currencies.
How it works
Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.
Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns.
Commentary
Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money"
Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark
Which can only be #authenticated
By #eating the bill
And experiencing the #adrenochrome#Are #You #Bezosperienced
Extract of Radium
Extract of Radium was an earlier investor in Bezos Money, and continues to dominate the black market Bezos Dollar exchange rate.
Yes, Extract of Radium — so delicious — so profitable — so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.
In the News
Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).
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