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"Clone Meat" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
Clone Meat
I would eat my own clone meat, if I could.
I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease.
But I would.
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William Carlos Williams 2.0 presents its short poem "Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow" at the prestigious Spongiform Clone Meat Buffet in [REDACTED]; reviews are mixed.
Fiction cross-reference
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- Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy