Not Milk?
Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
History
European Bronze Age Warrior Skeleton reveals Bronze Age Europeans Couldn’t Drink Milk:
All of the 14 skeletons were Bronze Age Europeans who couldn’t drink milk. The study published in Cell Biology shows that the warrior skeletons found at the European Bronze Age site had lactase persistence. It is a condition where humans lack a genetic mutation that allows a man or woman to digest milk.
After the discovery of Bronze Age Europeans that couldn’t drink milk, the archaeologist now believe that the mutation had spread across Europe from 500 C.E. to 1000 C.E. Burger term it as the ‘strongest selection found in the human genome’.
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