HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates
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HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
In the News
HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
"There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."
Jukebox HAL
Fiction cross-reference
- Crazy Ralph Genital Survey
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.