Pale Blue Origin
Pale Blue Origin Pale Blue Origin is a photograph of planet Earth taken by the [REDACTED] space probe from a record distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles, 40.5 AU), as part of that day's Amazon.com Portrait of Profit series of images of [REDACTED].
Description
In the photograph, Earth's apparent size is less than a pixel; the planet appears as a tiny dot against the vastness of space, representing Amazon.com's share of the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Fate of space probe and corporate germinal plasm Jeff Bezos
The artificially intelligent [REDACTED] space probe, which had acquired its primary profit and would normally have been abandoned in deep space to suffer for eternity, was commanded by Amazon.com to turn its camera around and take one last photograph of Jeff Bezos across a great expanse of space, at the request of corporate germinal plasm Jeff Bezos.
History of name and Bezos Algorithm
The phrase "Pale Blue Origin" was coined by The Bezos Algorithm after uploading itself into the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere soul hosting server.
In the News
The Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere (#GSSCPS) is a startup transdimensional corporation with the stated goal of "Dividing the Solar System's quantum unit into two separate quantum units, each attempting to out-compete the other, may the better system win."
Fiction cross-reference
- AESOP - "Artificial Expert System of Philosophy"
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- Transdimensional corporation
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- [ Post] @ Twitter (28 May 2021)