Waif (physics)

In physics, waif is a unit of social dislocation, corresponding with a human waif.

The kilo-waif represents a thousand human waifs. This is the unit most often used by Anarchimedes and other criminals when generating human waifs.

Fiction cross-reference

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  This waif is receiving free state-sponsored craniometry.

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  Anarchimedes generates waifs as a by-product of earthquake cultivation.

Nonfiction cross-reference

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  Jerry's family: a story of a street waif of New York (1895).

• Waif (nonfiction)