Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story

Analysis of Matt Gaetz's speech at CPAC reveals "quantum fashion anomalies which cannot be accounted for by the standard model of high-energy literature."

"Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story" is a transdimensional corporation derived from high-energy literature experiments which simulates Matt Gaetz's fashion sense.

Media deformations

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Taste in Clothing

An inquiry into the Florida congressman's shiny blue grid-pattern jacket over purple tie against red CPAC background was "a crime against media spin principles," people briefed on it said.

I'm no Boethius

In a forward to the 10 April 2021 edition of the book, Gaetz states that he "draw[s] confidence knowing that the silent majority is growing louder every day" before admitting:

I'm no Boethius.

In the News

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  One Against Four Hundred and Eighteen is a feature-length documentary film about one U.S. Representative standing alone against the other four-hundred and eighteen Representatives.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Transdimensional corporation

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Media deformation (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (31 March 2021)
• Post @ Facebook (31 March 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (31 March 2021)

• Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl @ NY Times (30 March 2021) - An inquiry into the Florida congressman was opened in the final months of the Trump administration, people briefed on it said.

• Matt Gaetz @ Wikipedia