Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story
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Analysis of Matt Gaetz's speech at CPAC reveals "high-order fashion anomalies which cannot be accounted for by the standard model of high-energy literature."
"Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story" is an algorithm derived from high-energy literature experiments which simulates Matt Gaetz's fashion sense.
Media deformations
Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Taste in Clothing
An inquiry into the Florida congressman's shiny blue grid-pattern jacket over purple tie against red CPAC background was "a crime against media spin principles," people briefed on it said.
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- Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl @ NY Times (30 March 2021) - An inquiry into the Florida congressman was opened in the final months of the Trump administration, people briefed on it said.
- Matt Gaetz @ Wikipedia