Template:Daily Favorites/January 22

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  Software developer and [{APTO]] consulting fabulist Karl Jones calls the Man-portable phrenology system "self-satirizing".

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  Man-portable phrenology system is "not ready for deployment in active combat environments," according to a recently leaked secret US Army report on phrenological weapons and tactics.

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  It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain."

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  "Cheerful TED physics" is an anagram of "The Psychedelic Furs".

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  "Hermetic legacy as I did idyl" is an anagram of "lysergic acid diethylamide".

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  A procedurally generated urinal cake is any of a variety of urinal deodorizer blocks which are generated using algorithms.

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  "Laconic as milk poop" is an anagram of Nicolas Kim Coppola, better known as Nicolas Cage.

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  Coffee Cup.

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  The Big Red Ball Phenomenon (BRBP) is an alleged transdimensional corporation. BRBP is "almost certainly unlicensed" (APTO field report, January 2021).

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  I don't always debug my code on the production server. But when I do, I always feel good about working efficiently.

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  The flying bison (Bison pterobonasus) is a large, even-toed ungulate in the genus Bison within the subfamily Bovinae. It is distinguished from other Bovinae by two pairs of strong, transparent wings.

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  Dubai Hard is a 2021 Emirati-American action-architecture film written and directed by architect Hayri Atak, and starring Bruce Willis.

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  Green Ring interviewed by Dick Cavett.

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  Three is a quorum. Three can stand against the world. With two for support, a third can reach the stars.

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  Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata as x is to sociobiology.Solve for x.

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  "The Socialist Iteration" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.