Coital cosmos

Do-Over Cosmos model infographic.

The Do-Over cosmos theory is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arouse through its subsequent evolution into any of various sex acts.

Description

The model describes how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature erotic arousal, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and the "Peano Sex Curve" (an alleged transdimensional sexual topology which is said [by whom?] to exert pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms).

Hashtags

Hashtags: #WeHadSexAndNow

Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against astronomical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb
• Pomegranate cosmos

External links

• Big Bang @ Wikipedia
• [] @ Wikipedia
• [ Post] @ Twitter