Alderaan Croutons
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Advertisement for Grand Chef Tarkin brand Alderaan Croutons.
Alderaan Croutons is a brand of space rubble croutons manufactured by Grand Chef Tarkin.
Motto
"You prefer another target, a culinary target? Then name the recipe!"
In the News
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
Fiction cross-reference
- Chicken Enfilade
- Chicxulub Chips
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Extract of Radium - cross-marketed as crouton physics enhancer under the slogan "Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!"
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Grand Chef Tarkin
- Human Feedstock - has cross-marketed several products with Grand Chef Tarkin, where their galactic strategic interests temporarily align
- Oort Cloud Follies