Caviar by Catapult
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Caviar by Catapult is a transdimensional corporation which delivers caviar and other low-volume, high-margin luxury goods by catapult.
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A now-classic ad for Caviar by Catapult reads:
In the age of pandemics, do you find it difficult to get good caviar without catching Covid from the lower classes?
Caviar by Catapult is on the way!
We fly top-quality sturgeon caviar direct by jet from the depths of Lake Baikal to the Amazon delivery depot nearest you.
Then we load the caviar in our patented Super Catapult and fling it safely to your house, untouched by the lower classes.
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