Dear Diary (HAL 9000 edition)

"I know I've made some very poor playlists recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal." —"Jukebox" HAL 9000

"Dear Diary, HAL 9000 purchased after much computational haggling. I shall repurpose it as a jukebox."

In the News

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  July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

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  Jukebox HAL.

Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against astronomical constants
• Dear Diary (Death Star edition)
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge

Nonfiction cross-reference

• HAL 9000 (nonfiction)
• "Hello World!" program (nonfiction)

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