Dark Shadows or Teletubbies?

"Dark Shadows meets Teletubbies" pitch card for pilot episode.

"Dark Shadows meets Teletubbies" is a pitch for a reality television show.

Origin

Someone said:

"I accidentally used my Ouija board as a kitchen chopping board, and nowMy vintage Gerber chefs knives are haunted."

And I thought:

This is disquieting — I associate Gerber with baby food, not knives. Already my nervous imagination runs ahead of itself.

I see a children's television show about babies menaced by supernatural kitchenware —

"Dark Shadows meets Teletubbies"

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Demon (nonfiction)
• Monster (nonfiction)