Shark-Child disease is no joke

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Shark-Child disease is no joke.

Shark-Child disease is no joke

A single child ripped apart by a lone shark will spread enough blood and body parts to:

—Infect other swimmers and their families with Shark-Child disease

— Attract more sharks, spreading child blood and body parts, causing a Shark-Child pandemic

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