Scene 2019-04-09-1657

A: "Urine is inherently funny. Feces are not. Feces are unpleasant."

B: "Feces are not funny? But urine is funny?"

A: "That's right."

B: "Where do you draw the line?"

A: "At my perineum."

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles