Universal Studios Dental

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Universal Studios Dental (commonly US Dental) is a dental plan system created and owned by Universal Studios.

US Dental is structured as a transdimensional corporation, making it immune to most temporal-based government regulation.

The idea for US Dental was allegedly inspired by this blog post at Boing Boing by Karl Jones:

Good news, consumers!

Universal Studios Dental is now offering a free in-tooth RFID chip with each dental filling!

With US Dental’s patented “Trak-U-Tooth” technology, you can enjoy your authorized ration of cool, refreshing soda in less time than it takes to throw away your old expired RFID cups!

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