Crimes against chemical constants
Crimes against chemical constants (or simply crimes against chemistry) are crimes committed against the physical properties of matter.
Crimes against chemistry are often committed in association crimes against physical constants. Both of these forms of crime, and many others as well (astronomy, geology) reduce to crimes against mathematical constants.
Extract of Radium is widely believed to be the product of an organized criminal transdimensional chemistry syndicate. Some chemists and crime-fighters [who?] have speculated that Extract of Radium is both the product (an addictive transdimensional drug) and the producer-distributor (a criminal transdimensional corporation in the form of a transdimensional drug).
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1957: X-ray crystallographer and crime-fighter Rosalind Franklin publishes new theory of Gnomon algorithm functions based on the structure of DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) which applications in detecting and preventing crimes against chemistry.