Planet of the Apes origin stories are bullshit

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All of the "Planet of the Apes" origin stories are bullshit.

Natural selection accounts for humans evolving into apes.

The world gets colder: we grow fur.

UV gets brighter: we grow melanin.

Sea levels rise: we take shelter in trees.

  • Post @ Bluesky (24 November 2025)
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