Culvert Origenes
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Culvert Origenes is a historian, philosopher, and essayist, known for his insightful observations, acerbic wit, and reclusive lifestyle.
Television personality and alleged crime boss Baron Zersetzung has repeatedly said that Culvert Origenes is a troll (nonfiction), calling Origenes "the worst kind of monster, pretending to be one of us." Origenes has replied that "the Baron doesn't know what he's talking about ... the thought of pretending to be one of his kind makes me sick."
In the News
Culvert Origenes and The Governess wins Pulitzer Prize for Best Historical Illustration.
Modern culverts not likely to contain trolls, says association of culvert engineers.