Template:Better Than News/December 7
I, Marta is a biographical drama film about Marta, a slave girl held prisoner on Elba II.
Alien: The Garfield Years is and animated comedy science fiction horror television series about Garfield, a lazy, fat, and cynical orange persian/tabby cat who plays host to an aggressive alien parasite named John.
Quilted Northern Luxury Tea is a brand of quilted tea bags on a roll.
If only we'd conceded Scandinavia to the Neanderthals is a political slogan associated with the irredentist Polar Repatriation League (PRL).
Mr. Gentleman European Soccer is a brand of Association football sold in the United States.
Unicorn Dundee is a 1986 fantasy action zoology film starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski.
Viagra Tastee Tape is a food-grade adhesive tape containing an active dosage of sildenafil, a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension.