Convenience

I write posts to my enemies as a convenient way to clear my mind, just as I would use a pit toilet in a room of convenience to clear my bowels.

When you have to go, you have to go.

In the News

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  If my mouth were my anus.

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  Bowel Movements of the Rich and Famous is an American television series featuring the extravagant bowel movements of wealthy entertainers, athletes, socialites, and magnates.

Fiction cross-reference

• Bowel Movements of the Rich and Famous
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• If my mouth were my anus
• The first rule of eating

Categories

• Category:Essays

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)

Categories

• Category:Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)
• Category:Shit (nonfiction)
• Category:Writing (nonfiction)

External links

Social media

• [ Post] @ Twitter (27 October 2024)