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Indiana Jones and the Wrath of God is a revisionist docudrama film about Indiana Jones' supposed participation in Operation Wrath of God, the Israeli government's secret retaliation against the Palestine Liberation Organization after the Munich massacre at the 1972 Summer Olympics.
Three Days of the Savior is a 1975 epic religious political thriller film starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, and Willem Dafoe.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Baldwin is an American spy horror comedy thriller film
The Left Hand of Dhalgren is a science fiction novel by Samuel R. Delany and Ursula K. Le Guin.
Dracula on the Ceiling is a musical horror-comedy film starring Lionel Richie as a suave vampire.
The Lord of the Mood Rings is a 2001 epic comedy film about a jeweler (Sauron) who creates the One Mood Ring to judge the moods of Men, Dwarves, and Hippies.
"Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.