Perpetual motion and time machines

Perpetual motion machines and time machines have one thing in common: Daddy Warbucks.

Consider:

• Perpetual Motion Machines are fictional.
• Daddy Warbucks is fictional.
• Daddy Warbucks would totally invest in a Perpetual Motion Machine.
• The photograph (TO_DO_PHOTO) clearly reveals a man who could possibly be Daddy Warbucks.
• Being fictional -- and this is critical -- Daddy Warbucks could appear anywhere.

And therefore:

• Perpetual Motion Machines are fictional -- just like Time Machines, which Daddy Warbucks would also totally invest in.

And it looks like Daddy Warbucks has invested in Time Machines -- why, just look at that youthful, vacant stare, hungering for a meaningful future ...!

Fiction cross reference

• Perpetual motion machine
• Time machine

Nonfiction cross reference

• Daddy Warbucks (nonfiction)

External links

• Comment @ Boing Boing