Culvert Origenes
Culvert Origenes is a writer, philosopher, and alleged troll.
Origenes is known for his unsparing observations, acerbic wit, and reclusive lifestyle.
Television personality and alleged crime boss Baron Zersetzung has repeatedly stated that Culvert Origenes is a troll (nonfiction), calling Origenes "the worst kind of monster, pretending to be one of us." Origenes has replied that "the Baron doesn't know what he's talking about ... the thought of pretending to be one of his kind makes me sick."
In the News
Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol is an autobiography of the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton.
Culvert Origenes and The Governess wins Pulitzer Prize for Best Historical Illustration.
Modern culverts not likely to contain trolls, says association of culvert engineers.
Fiction cross-reference
- Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol
- Bah, You Can Do Better
- Fleas of the Mind