Miami Refugees

Earliest known poster for Miami Refugees.

Miami Refugees is an American disaster response reality television series starring two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who attempt to keep order in the Camps north of New Miami Bay.

Guest stars

The pilot episode features a brief cameo appearance by "renowned Florida Governor and neo-climatologist Ronald Dion DeSantis."

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