If Sarah Palin were a locust-human hybrid

If Sarah Palin were a locust-human hybrid, she would emerge from the ground in great swarms every certain number of years, the number being a primary number— probably 13, possibly 11 or 17, or even 7 or 19.

Context: "Legend has it [Sarah Palin] will re-emerge in 14 years to do more losing."

Unless she is a locust-human hybrid, in which case she will re-emerge after a certain number of years, the number being a primary number— probably 13, possibly 11 or 17, or even 7 or 19.

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