Template:Better Than News/June 4
Baby Blue Airwolf is a 1976 American action-adventure film about a failed Marine helicopter pilot who deceives the staff of a small Colorado airport into treating him as a hero.
Natural Born Thinkers is a 20201 action-philosophy film starring Woody Harrelson and Sting.
"Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.
Awkward Sparkles is an emotionally troubled breakfast cereal which suffers from anxiety attacks.
Win Jeff Epstein's Money is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of Jeff Epstein for cash.