Smilodon

Earliest known poster for Smilodon.

Smilodon is a 2018 American nature thriller film about a paleontologist (Tom Cruise) who must stop saber-tooth tigers from evolving teeth so large that they cannot close their mouths.

Quotes

"My dream job is to hold up poorly lit gas stations with a fossilized megalodon tooth."

—Salty MacTavish

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