Ferret legging (nonfiction)

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Ferret legging

—Tie trousers at ankles
—Insert ferret(s) into trousers
—Pull belt tight
—Stand in front of judges as long as you can while animals with claws like hypodermic needles and teeth like number 16 carpet tacks try their damnedest to get out