Have You Never Been Kafka

Earliest known front cover of Have You Never Been Kafka.

Have You Never Been Kafka is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".

In the News

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  "Have You Never Been Holden" is a song by Olivia Newton-John dedicated to J D. Salinger.

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  "Hopelessly Devoted to Hue" is a song by Olivia Newton-John about her feelings for the visible color spectrum.

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  "You Don't Tweet Me Flowers" is a song written by Neil Diamond 1.1 for the ill-fated reality TV drama All That Twitters.

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  Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain is a dramatic musical documentary film about actor-chef Richard Harris, whose search for a "rain-proof cake" in a non-existent "McArthur Park" leads him into doubt, paranoia, and ultimately madness.

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  "Marry Me, Cary Grant!" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

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  "Talking Duality Blues" is a traditional quantum folk song about wave-particle dualism.

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  2017: Three Kings 2 voted Picture of the Day by the Citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.

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  "A Venn Diagram of Kafka and PKD" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

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  "Have You Never Been Holden?" is a song by [REDACTED].

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  Spycraft is a reality television series in which souls of dead or dying secret agents compete to outwit each other for control of [REDACTED] and all of the other humans.

Fiction cross-reference

• A Venn Diagram of Kafka and PKD
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Have You Never Been Holden
• Hopelessly Devoted to Hue
• Marry Me, Cary Grant!
• Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain
• Spycraft (reality TV)
• Talking Duality Blues
• Three Kings 2
• You Don't Tweet Me Flowers

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