Template:Better Than News/January 3
Pooh vs. Alien— Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
The Secret of ISBN is a 1982 American animated fantasy library science film about a strain rats which have been genetically engineered to mimic ISBN codes.
The Deleuze Family Circus is a syndicated comic strip about the French philosopher Gilles Deleuze.
Cerberus' Day Off is a historical drama film about the Bueller Gang's daring broad-daylight kidnapping for ransom of the "Cerberus Three" group of paintings from the Art Institute of Chicago.
The Zodiac Whisperer is an American Western mystery thriller film about a man with with a remarkable gift for understanding horses (Robert Redford), who is hired to help an injured teenager (Scarlett Johansson) and her horse back to health as they search for the Zodiac Killer, a serial murderer who terrorized the San Francisco Bay Area during the late 1960s and early 1970s, taunting police with letters, bloodstained clothing, and ciphers mailed to newspapers.