Template:Better Than News/June 4
Baby Blue Airwolf is a 1976 American action-adventure film about a failed Marine helicopter pilot who deceives the staff of a small Colorado airport into treating him as a hero.
Natural Born Thinkers is a 20201 action-philosophy film starring Woody Harrelson and Sting.
"Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?" is a question which if you answer Yes you are probably a very confused unintentional time traveler under the influence of a fictional yet illegal drug such as Clandestiphrine.
Awkward Sparkles is an emotionally troubled breakfast cereal which suffers from anxiety attacks.
Ovaltine Plus is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.