Billionaire's Island

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Earliest known reference to Billionaire's Island.

Billionaire's Island is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.

Hashtags

• #ExotemporalWealthManagement
• #RecklessBillionairesClub

Commentary

Bob the Pfully Pfizered Pfridge

Can the island have a large soup pot please? Big enough for six ... small horses. No, wait. Six ... large guinea pigs. We in NZ have an idea, er ... on the boil.

• Pfully Pfizered Pfridge @ Twitter (24 June 2021)

In the News

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  Saruman House is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman, currently available for rent as a conference center or secret lair.

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  The useless poor are taking gilded bread from the mouths of billionaires.

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  "Fantasy Ceti Alpha 5" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

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  The City of Floating Islands is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.

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  Saruman House is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman.

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  How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying is a 1967/2021 American musical industrial training film based on the 1961 military program of the same name, which in turn was based on [REDACTED]'s 1952 Presidential Emergency Action Documents.

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  The Metrics is an animated children's educational television series set on the artificial island of Springfield (near Billionaire's Island), and parodies American weights, measures, and the mathematical condition.

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  Bezos and Butt-Head is an American adult animated comedy television series about Bezos, a middle-aged billionaire, and Butt-Head, a teenage slacker characterized by his apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and failure to attract women.

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  "Wound in Old Wealth" is an anagram of "What Would Lenin Do?".

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  Lick the Toad is a Carnevale Tenebre sideshow attraction which compels ticket-holders to lick drug-seeping toads.

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  How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that no one ever raises that gold?

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  "Where NFT Has Gone Before" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

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  Found a dime in the park.

Fiction cross-reference

• Bezos and Butt-Head
• City of Floating Islands
• Fantasy Ceti Alpha 5
• [[Found a dime in the park (21 July 2023)]
• Gilded bread from the mouths of billionaires
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying
• Lick the Toad
• Reckless Billionaire's Club
• Saruman House
• The Metrics
• Vivisection
• Wealth
• Where NFT Has Gone Before
• Wound in Old Wealth

External links

• Fantasy Island @ Wikipedia
• Thurston Howell III @ Wikipedia

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (5 November 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (8 September 2021) - with Vivisection - Hosted by Branson-Bezos-Musk, the Three-Headed Trillionaire
• Post @ Twitter (24 June 2021)