ISIS-K

Earliest known surveillance photograph of an ISIS-K breakfast combat sortie.

ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Grand Chef Tarkin under license from the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

In the News

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  Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit is a line of consumer-grade oral surgery tools designed to exploit the sharp edges of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

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  Tungsten-Nuts is a rogue transdimesional corporation which attempts to camouflage itself as a breakfast cereal. Tungsten-Nuts is toxic to most Euclidean-based life forms, including humans.

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  Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons is an American microwave weapons anthology television program.

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  "Alderaan Croutons are not for Seasoning, they are for Sending a Message," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

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  Planet of the COVID is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control.

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  Little Terminator is a 1984 documentary memoir film by Arnold Schwarzenegger about his penis.

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  Looking for Mister Goodwar a novel by American writer [REDACTED] which the New Minneapolis Herald-Mercury summarizes as "a woman's passive complicity in her nation's military-industrial complex."

Fiction cross-reference

• Alderaan Croutons
• Gnomon algorithm lair
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Grand Chef Tarkin
• Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
• High-energy literature
• Little Terminator
• Looking for Mister Goodwar
• Planet of the COVID
• Transdimensional corporation
• Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons

External links

• Post @ Twitter (23 March 2022)