Postum Scorchin BBQ
Postum Scorchin BBQ is a barbeque-flavored version of the instant coffee substitute Postum.
In the News
The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
House of Buttermilk is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.
Ovaltine Plus is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.
Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline a Broadway transdimensional musical about theater kids becoming performative online leftists via quantum "pipelines" of post-Euclidean Pringles canisters and discarded bongs from enriched-enhancement Montessori schools.
Minty Fresh Potato Chips is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- House of Buttermilk
- Minty Fresh Potato Chips
- Ovaltine Plus
- Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline
- The Postum Man
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (28 December 2022)
- Postum @ Wikipedia